Simple ways to have fun
Five Simple ways to have some fun;1.Pay for your dinner with pennies.
2.Inform others that they exist only in your imagination
3. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
4. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
5.Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
Five ways to freak out your roommate;
1.While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
2. Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
3. Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
4. Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, ''Soon, soon....''
5. Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, ''He just didn't belong.''
In the elevator...
when the door closes, grab the nearest person and yell, "ITS OK! THEY WILL OPEN AGAIN!"
make a beeping noise every 3 seconds...don't move
open purse and whisper, "Got enough air?"
push every button on the way down.
Make a loud WOOSHHH when the door opens
posted by Kristi @ 1:08 PM
12 Comments:
Kimi, you are awesome. That is the funniest list! I love them all--they're so creative! This sounds dumb, but I'm sure you'll agree...sometimes it's fun being weird. ~ Abigail
Dear sister that list sounds just like you! What would I do without you for entertainment (among other things) in my life?!
~Karin
UMMMM, what can I say? I will start with,...HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhah!
Let's try some sometime Kimi! There has to be something we can think of to do tonight at softball...hm...
Good idea Chris! I think I will......then I'll do yours!
Horrible things would happen? Hmmm....now I'm curious. Maybe I'll do it just to find out what you mean!!
Kimi, in the future you will either be a rich, famous comedian, or in under lock and key at some insane asylum!!
I demand to know who that was! Please, please, please tell me?
I can honestly say it was not me. So i'm off the hook! However, that was a good one.
I truly, truly want to know who said that. Come on, I'll buy you a latte if you tell me:) (no lying)
I want a latte! Actually, you don't have to give me one, I'll just tell you who it was cause I like you. It was Lydia. :-)
Jill, I'm going to buy you a latte anyway cause I like you too:)
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