Legally Blond
Legally blond, yep, that’s what I am right now. Are you all ready for what I have to tell you? Okay, here goes..........MY KEYS ARE GONE FOR THE FOURTH TIME IN FOUR MONTHS!!! The first two times I simply locked them in my car, which isn't all that bad. I mean everyone locks their keys in their car now and then. The third time I lost them somewhere in the theatres while watching "Kingdom Of Heaven", they are still missing to this very day. That meant I had to get a whole new set of keys.
I bet you'll never guess what happened this time or where they are now....HALF WAY ACROSS THE COUNTRY!!!!!!!!! That's right, as I was taking the mail to the post office I put my keys in the mail bin so I could have a hand free to talk on my cell. BAD IDEA! I dropped the mail off, oblivious to the fact that my keys where still inside. I walked all the way back to Logos before realizing what I had done. I ran back to the post office only to be told that as of three minutes ago my keys had been loaded onto a truck with all the mail and headed to who knows where! HELP I'M KEYLESS, I'LL BE STUCK AT LOGOS UNTIL I DIE.
Will someone please bring me a tall, nonfat, sugar free, vanilla latte with whip, to make me feel better? Thank-you.
posted by Kristi @ 4:06 PM
14 Comments:
I can't believe you've actually lost your keys four times in four months. If you keep going at this rate for ten years, you will lose your keys 120 more times.
Kimi, you know VERY WELL that this wouldn't have happenend if Bert had been with you. Bert would have never allowed such a thing to happen. But no, you insist on keeping him locked up in your trunk...tsk tsk...that's no way to treat a royal body-guard!
Ah but I do feel for you hon...maybe I'll even shed a tear for you and your poor legally blond state!
Kristi, Bert is simply to much trouble for me. I think my trunk is an excellent place for him, although he may have been left in there a little to long today:) Oops!
Kristi, I'm giving Bert back to you, I know how you've missed him so. I've had him for more than my fair share.
uh Bimmi?
I think I deserve the non-fat, sugar free vanilla with whip, latte! I was the one that rescued you AND sacrificed my time with Liszt just to bring an extra set to you! Okay, I'm not really upset. I forgive you. At least I think I do...
~Karin
I agree, Bimmers, Karin deserves the latte.....:-)
Kristi, this whole body guard, castle thing is getting really confusing.
Kimi, I feel for you, seeing as how my keys have been equally misbehaving lately (but not quite as bad as yours!!). Ah, well, what can I say? I don't think our keys like us very much; they never seem to want to stay with us for long!
Karin, you're right, you do deserve a latte. Let's go get one right now okay?
Lidster, whatever did we do to our keys that made them hate us so much?
YUM! I love Audreys espresso drinks:)
Thanks for that info Abbie. 120 more times huh? Let's hope not.
Don't worry, Kimi. I'm sure you can cut it back to every two months, in which case you would only lose 60 sets of keys in 10 years.
Latte? Let's get one right now? That's music to my ears. How soon can you pick me up? I'm at work btw. Well, just get here as fast as you can seeing as I'm really tired and could surely use some caffiene. *yawn* I'm on the 1rst observation unit, so you know where to come get me.
Kimi I can totally feel for you on this topic of lost keys. I haven't ever sent mine across the country but I have locked them in more times than I care or even can count. I have made sure my mom has an extra, I have a spare one that stays at home usually and I have a spare in a little box on the vehical just in case. There was a while that I was leaving the back sliding window (I have a little truck) unlatched because it was happening rather frequently and rather than have my mom come rescue me I would just pry the window open and crawl through. I have no idea how it looked to passing motorists to have my feet sticking out the window but who cares about the little details in such situations?? I have gotten better but not good because the last time I did it was only a couple of monthes ago when I went to my first voice lesson about an hr. away, it was pouring rain and realized as the door was shutting my keys were still in the ignition! Thankfully with a lot of prayer I remembered the little lock box and was able to find it and get in...I wonder sometimes when I am going to really get myself in a bad spot without my keys...so far I have been lucky, in convenienced but lucky.
It would seem to me that they should be able to put out an apb on your keys and get them back you. Do you have any of those little haggen's cards or anything like that on there? Would be a good chance to see if the promise they make you about getting your keys back to you if you have a card really holds true!
I wish you the best with this little problem! :-)
Crystal, I don't have a Haggens card! The lady at the post office was all like "Well Kimi, we may be able to find your keys, but we need some way to identify them. Do you have a Haggens card?" I told I didn't and she stared at me for a while before saying,
"What!!! Everyone has a Haggen card, you are the only person I know who does not have one, what on earth are you doing without one." I wasn't sure what to say so I blurted out, "I have a cute, little, frog keychain."
They may be able to find my keys, but maybe not. I gave them all my phone numbers and so far they haven't called me. I think I'm going to make at least a dozen different keys and give one to each person in my family, have one my car and maybe even give a few to my friends!!!!!!
Sound like you need to get a haggens card my dear! They are free and you never know when you might need it again. I hope they come back to you somehow, someway. All my best!
Me too.
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